jokes by Mei Zhen

haha yay as promised I will deliver my jokes now! Don't dare to say that u will be ROFL , what if u end up with cold shivers. Here goes!

Joke #1
One day, Tim and his mum went to the clinic. His mum was at the counter paying money after their annual health check-up. Tim saw a pregnant woman and was curious,
"Why is your stomach so big?" he asked the woman.
The woman replied,"Because I have a baby." And she patted her stomach affectionately.
The boy's curiosity grew, and he asked again," Is the baby in your stomach?"
The woman said "Yes, it is."
"Is the baby a good baby?"the boy tugged at the pregnant woman's dress.
"Of course he is a good baby!" the woman exclaimed.
In a real innocent voice, the boy asked," Then why did you eat the baby up?"

aham (clears my throat)
Joke #2
A resident committee council was looking for ways to get more people to join its activities. So they brainstormed and came up with the idea of asking a hypnotist (dun ask me why). They then put up flyers everywhere, asking local residents to go to the community hall for a one night only event. Plus, it was free. On that day, lots of people turned up and the hall was jam-packed.
The hypnotist walked onto the stage and took out a pocket chain watch. "Look at my watch, follow it,"he said in a slow drawl and swing the watch slowly. "1..", he counted, and the audience was still. "2..." the whole audience was mesmerised and gazing at the stopwatch in wonderment. At the slip of his hand, he dropped his stopwatch and uttered "Shit". The cleaners spent 3 weeks cleaning up the mess in the hall.

Haha, did I help u unwind abit after MYEs? You deserve it!

-walking on sunshine