Hello everyone!! :D
Decided to blog a lil on class blog after several failed attempts to study Bio
Arghhh Bio's seriously damn boring man D: D:
Arghhh Bio's seriously damn boring man D: D:
K anw, Firstly, Happy Teachers' Day to all teachers!!!! :)
(thats if any of them comes here)
Since i can't think of anything to post, Here are some jokes which i read in my sister's readers digest magazines!
1) A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighbourhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant says, "Why don't you just take it to the zoo?"
The next say, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street - with the sheep.
"I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo," the sergeant says.
"I know what you told me," the guy responds. "Yesterday i took him to the zoo. Today i'm taking him to the movies."
2) Megan refuses to get out of bed. "I can't go to school," she wails. "The kids make fun of me, the teachers hate me, and i have way too much work!" "Megan, you have to go to school," her mother says. "You're the principal!"
3) While speeding down a winding mountain road, a man has to swerve to avoid a woman who comes flying round the corner. As she passes him, she leans out of the window and screams, "Pig!"
Astonished, the man turns and shouts back, "Idiot!" Then he rounds the bend and crashes into a pig.
4) Three rough looking bikers stomp into a truck shop where a grizzled old man is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old man's pancakes. The second spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate on the floor.
Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves. "Not much of a man, was he?" says one of the bikers. "Not much of a driver either," says the waitress. "He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
5) On a tour of an old European castle, a young American visitor becomes very nervous. Finally, the elderly guide, noticing how jumpy she is, tries to reassure her.
"Don't worry," he tells her. "I've never seen a ghost in all the time I've been here."
"And how long is that?" asked the tourist.
"About 400 Years."
haha it's okay if you find the jokes lame, coz i've got nothing else to post about also
Haha my cuzz's watching Harry Potter & the GOF on vcd, LOL hermione's so temperamental in the show!!!!! Speaking of which, the Harry Potter & the half blood prince movie is coming out at the end of the year! yay something to look forward to after the Os!!
So Anw, Happy Holidays everyone!!! Take a short break and Enjoy the holidays!!!!
But Rmb to study hard and revise your work too!! More exams coming up after the holidays! Jiayou all !!!!!
arghh back to revising bio DX
--BAOFANG :D
1) A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighbourhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant says, "Why don't you just take it to the zoo?"
The next say, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street - with the sheep.
"I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo," the sergeant says.
"I know what you told me," the guy responds. "Yesterday i took him to the zoo. Today i'm taking him to the movies."
2) Megan refuses to get out of bed. "I can't go to school," she wails. "The kids make fun of me, the teachers hate me, and i have way too much work!" "Megan, you have to go to school," her mother says. "You're the principal!"
3) While speeding down a winding mountain road, a man has to swerve to avoid a woman who comes flying round the corner. As she passes him, she leans out of the window and screams, "Pig!"
Astonished, the man turns and shouts back, "Idiot!" Then he rounds the bend and crashes into a pig.
4) Three rough looking bikers stomp into a truck shop where a grizzled old man is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old man's pancakes. The second spits a wad of chewing tobacco into his coffee. The third biker dumps the whole plate on the floor.
Without a word of protest, the old guy pays his bill and leaves. "Not much of a man, was he?" says one of the bikers. "Not much of a driver either," says the waitress. "He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."
5) On a tour of an old European castle, a young American visitor becomes very nervous. Finally, the elderly guide, noticing how jumpy she is, tries to reassure her.
"Don't worry," he tells her. "I've never seen a ghost in all the time I've been here."
"And how long is that?" asked the tourist.
"About 400 Years."
haha it's okay if you find the jokes lame, coz i've got nothing else to post about also
Haha my cuzz's watching Harry Potter & the GOF on vcd, LOL hermione's so temperamental in the show!!!!! Speaking of which, the Harry Potter & the half blood prince movie is coming out at the end of the year! yay something to look forward to after the Os!!
So Anw, Happy Holidays everyone!!! Take a short break and Enjoy the holidays!!!!
But Rmb to study hard and revise your work too!! More exams coming up after the holidays! Jiayou all !!!!!
arghh back to revising bio DX
--BAOFANG :D
