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nxt up...
PRE SCH TEST
Pre-school children were asked the following question: "In which direction is the bus pictured below traveling?"
Look carefully at the picture. Do you know the answer?
The only possible answers are "left" or "right." Think about it Still don't know?
Okay, I'll tell you. The pre-schoolers all answered "right"
When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling in the right direction?" they answered: "Because you can't see the door."
Feel pretty stupid now, don't you?Me too.
nxt...
Anyone?
Subject: Annie Wan
Lee Sum Wan : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr. Saw Lee : Yes, you can speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr. Saw Lee : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Mr. Saw Lee : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Mr. Saw Lee : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Lee Sum Wan : You are so rude! Who are you?
Mr. Saw Lee : I'm Saw Lee.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name.
feeling cold?! wan somemore?!
Q1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a chinese idiom.
A1) Wu Qi Ma hei
Q2)There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
A2) GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
A3) Ah Dou because Dou Sa Bao
Q4) xiao bai n da bai r bros. As xiao bai grows older, he look more n more like his bro. Guess a chen yu
A4) Zhen Xiang Da Bai
Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ??
A5) Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian
Q6) Wat's e 2 panda biggest wish on earth ???
A6) i. Get rid of dark eyes ring
ii.Taking colour photo
Q7) Who will pick up the dumping(ba zhang) on the floor ?
A7) Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang
Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
A8) the one without the rubber
Q9) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
A9) Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming
Q10) which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest
A10) "Lux" Super Rich
Q11) What BATMAN say when he fell down?
A11) Painful Sia...(Bian fu sia)
freezing now?! ok..tts all for today...will put more nxt time...hehe...
kathy :B
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